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Me siento tan 'rara' para la sociedad actual; tengo 16 años y no tomo, no fumo, no me he drogado. No sé si es ser sana o sin vida.

sorry for the pic spam actually no i’m not sorry you should thank me

anxiousgirl:Does anyone else have Existential AnxietyOn a regular fuckin basis? No? Just me? Okay

me: April Fools is today!me: *thinks about fun stuff I can draw for this day*me: wait…1st of April….4th “anniversary” of my fav pet’s deathme:

no: ok this one is actually me

giving the dreamer test to someone else made me realize I matched up my results wrong and am actually a Derse dreameroh well Im here illegally dont tell anyone

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.

No but seriously can somebody who has finished Rooftop Prince explain the ending to me?

thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

crystaltoa:k-dhd:Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my

johnthedragon: kingofreaks: offendedrhino: Scientists are so clever with naming animals. No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator

sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need

totallyjazzed: just-shower-thoughts: Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

chusovitina:“Tumblr users who weren’t here before the porn ban…” bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.

ashstfu:i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

m-alejandrita: no talk me im angy

surabhicreates:This is how I learnt to say ‘no’!❤️

seravph:oh no by marina isn’t even a pop song it’s like a diary entry from god

miaman: if you send me a nice message and i don’t respond it’s probably because im like this

I had so much fun during pride this weekend! David is so sweet, and level headed. First time in a while that I actually have fun with no drama. Lol I can’t wait to see more of this handsome guy.

whatevachild: clannyphantom: would you still love me if i had this theme? the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

meagansample: This is the photo I selected for day 1 of the 5 day B&W photo challenge. I assume this challenge was originally that you had to actually photograph the select you showed the day of, but no one seems to be doing that. I was gonna but

osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

No, I mean you're actually pretty.

girljanitor: lady-tyrell: oh no he’s hot <3 GRAY WORM <3

tendiademsart: she knows who she is

vertigoats replied to your post “vertigoats replied to your post “vertigoats replied to your post…” if it helps, i only have a wig and headband to be toudou and no actual costume but i do have a hakogaku shirt so i might go as casual trash

rexzayn: Part of me hopes Kylo Ren doesn’t get redeemed. He’s like Darth Vader. Both murdered people they loved in cold blood for no actual reason and yeah, Anakin ends up showing he had light in him but everyone still sees him as the villain he

Me: *knows I need to get up early*Also me: *makes no effort to actually go to bed at a reasonable hour*I am full of good decisions.

hummingbirdprince: dollyriot: thecottonproject: open letter to all of my friends ‘sbeen a long shitty week Reblogging for the friends that follow me on my main tumblr. Also 500 notes wt actual f oh no this is good and really relatable good v

blackxanax:The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort

du4ne: no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts

you guys should add me on kakao so i have people to talk to lol (my username is Gwiboonie).

actually wait no. find me disgusting. call me gross. look at me in disdain.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:reasons to date meno pressure to wear pants in my presenceor any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have to

i’ve read like four iwaoi fics so far that describe iwaizumi’s dick as “iwa-chan’s dick that loves me so much,” or “iwa-chan’s dick that i love so much,“and i think that’s beautiful

no-blood-no-bones replied to your post: Here we fucking go again time for a northern vaction. Actually my company is shipping me off to Maine so I might climb Mt Washington But since I’ll have a rental I won’t

undercutsquad: rivialle-heichou: 進撃ログ（腐） by 春樹 Requested- translated by me [please do not remove source] It finally happened.This is it.This is my favorite picture.

me-loves-strawberries replied to your photo: No Name He remembers onstage, sometimes. Flashes… It’s perfect omg ;w; Now I actually want someone to write this *subtly glances at you* It’s beautifully heartwrenching ♥ RMW, Day 1 - it’s

Don’t Forget Me is about that spirit of universal love and the spirit of God. Whatever that might be to you. I don’t mean it in a religious sense at all. Let’s just call it an energy, or beauty. That energy is everywhere. It doesn’t turn it’s

qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me

My friend told me to google “horse dick dildo penetration” The worst thing I’ve ever seen Ever

First time on campus in days. Happiness is getting to class early with no one else there, sun beaming in and listening to some Young the Giant (their “In the Open” sessions GOO CHECK IT OUT) Now studying ethics, dinner, some lifting and maybe

I actually like a couple pictures that I took where I’m smiling and it’s unedited

ruinedchildhood: commarxism:wishfully-think: The creepy messages girls get when they post selfies, is just one reason we need feminism. Actually, no it isn’t. Don’t like getting messages from creeps? Don’t post pictures of yourself half naked.

peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.

I hate when my immune system is so focused on trying to kill me that it forgets to kill the stuff it’s actually supposed to. Been sick the past week or so. Started as a cold/sinus infection. Today doc told me it looks like it’s trying to

I have no interest in one night stands. I have no interest in 6 month stands. I have no interest in love made for movie screens. I want for someone to take my body and soul, and spend the rest of their life with me. I want another human to fall asleep

unclemother: *walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

actually doing fine

I am an actual elf fairy

grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away

No really, I love how in these clips the Pokemon aren’t “cutesy” if you know what I mean. In neither this clip or the first one have the Pokemon actually said their name, they’ve just made animalistic sounds like growls and hisses

I actually felt cute while having my hair in a ponytail so this happened

The feeling of being filled.. oh god yes please 🥰The feeling of being fucked.. no nope. No. Just no 😕

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